Public teardown library

We translated 153 AI GTM pitches from 39 vendors. Receipts attached.

Every public result keeps the joke attached to a useful buyer artifact: claim, hidden assumptions, one main badge, supporting risks, and one-week test. Newest verdict first.

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Latest verdict

Robot Costume

OpenAI OpenAI Frontier

“AI coworkers sound autonomous, but expect heavy human ops overhead for permissions, QA, and system mapping.”

AI agents require extensive integration, onboarding, and monitoring workflows to effectively support real-world enterprise processes without adding hidden operational burdens.

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OpenAI workspace agents in ChatGPT

Robot Costume

“Claims autonomy but expect manual setup, constant approval gates, and CRM cleanup to keep agents useful.”

Workspace agents automate multi-step team workflows by integrating tools and data but need defined CRM fields, routing rules, approval gates, and manager oversight to avoid revops chaos.

Hidden assumptions

CRM and tools have APIs supporting required data reads and writes · Admins can map org permissions accurately to agent actions

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