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Anysphere Cursor Agents Window
“Parallel subagents sound slick until you find yourself juggling branches, merges, and agent session resets.”
Cursor's async multitasking and multi-root workspaces speed up repo-spanning fixes but add branch management and agent session complexity for support teams.