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We translated 153 AI GTM pitches from 39 vendors. Receipts attached.
Every public result keeps the joke attached to a useful buyer artifact: claim, hidden assumptions, one main badge, supporting risks, and one-week test. Newest verdict first.
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“AI product assistant sounds self-driving but still needs engineers to pilot task selection and code review.”
PostHog Code auto-generates prioritized dev tasks from product data signals but depends on engineers to review, prioritize, and approve code changes, with no hands-off autonomy yet.